February 2012
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Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
beachbabies:
bored of being single man
mailbomb:
help i can’t talk to cute boys without falling in love with them
princesspolly:
there will always be those special people that you will never stop imagining having sex with xoxox
tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
“I don’t want you thinking I’m bothered or anything about last night. I don’t...”
– Emma, One Day (via modernmethadone)
“I don’t like most people. I really, really don’t. I don’t like other people or a...”
– Amy Poehler (via modernmethadone)
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
jealouskindoflove:
so fed up of how boring everything is
igotfreckles asked: would you call yourself classy
juhtay:
cute boys need to stop being in relationships with ugly girls unless that ugly girl is me
bloodgods:
On a scale of one to Coldplay how shit are Coldplay
me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
